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Nombre de Usuario : Shine#9
Contraseña : automatastyle
Identificación : 6riamin113957
Correo electrónico : shinebeyondtheclouds@hotmail.com

Mi estado emocional: Ecstasy
Mi alimento: Amor
Mi adicción: Tecnología
Mi religión: Música
Mi dinero: Conocimiento
Mi política: Ninguna
Mi sociedad: Utópica, aún cuando sabemos que "nunca" será así...
Mi cultura: Freestyle...me gusta deslizarme por la superficie de las cosas
Mis valores : Paz, Amor, Libertad, Tolerancia, Unidad, Armonía, Expresión,Responsabilidad y Respeto.
Mi enemigo: la ignorancia
Mi arma?: la información
Mi crimen?: según...romper y retar las leyes...


<<..... Comencé a utilizar el nombre profesional de "Shine" cuando me integré con la famosa
chez-madama agency... Pseudónimos, nombre artistícos, nombres profesionales: para escritores,
espías, son máscaras útiles que esconden o alteran la verdadera identidad.
Pero cuando empecé a llamarme Shine, (brillo), fué como quitarme un disfraz, porque estaba dejando
que el mundo conociera mi secreto más querido, que era que, desde mi tierna infancia, ése había
sido el nombre cariñoso que me había dado Vina... la insignia de mi amor adolescente.... >>

Nombre: Shine
Edad: 22 años
Lugar De Nacimiento: MxDF
Estado Civil: soltero
Ubicacion Actual: MxDF
Ocupacion: Freelancer
Instrumentos Dominados: Sax..mmm segun....
Estudios: Odontologia FO UNAM. intento de artes visuales en el clauxtro... mmmmm justa freestyle..
idiomas: .. el binario..dizque se hablar español.. mmm parlotear ingles, leer aleman
Comida Favorita: mm vegetales un buen... pastas, los rollos del itto... mm leve las hamburguesas
del burguer queer
Lo k yo tomo: mm expresso derecho, cubanito,mucha agua natural,coca dieta,mm leve el nestea,
V8 splash, cawas? la indio, la victoria
Me kiero Echar Un palenke kon: Angelina Jolie, Ewan mcGregor, Bono,Shirley Manson,Eddie Vedder
En Un Hombre Veo Me Guzta: sus ojos, la sonrisa, el mugronchstyle mm las nalgas?
Lo Peor Ez: que sea un machistita... aunque gays.. tambien los hay.. que tenga un
pesimo sentido del humor...que no tenga gracia ni invectiva.....
No Me GuzTa del mexico: Martha Sahagun y su esposo, la pseudoriqueza economica y la prepotenzia,
las lesbianas marxistas y los putos misóginos,
Me Guzta Leer: la poesia de Li Po, los haikus de Bashó, a William Burroughs; Allen Ginsberg, Lucía Etxebarría,
George Orwell, la poesia de Yeats,la poesía de la Novo,la cernuda, sn. Juan de la Cruz, los escritos goliardos,
los juicios del I Ching, Lewis Carroll, Charles Bukowski, Guillermo Fadanelli,Bret Easton Ellis,Liz Wurtzel,Ed Wood jr.
Michael Ende,los salmos, los estudios de masters&johnsons,mario y nena de la reguera, Doug Coupland,
juan domingo pessoa, salman rushdie, H.P. Lovecraft etc... mmm la quien..el time.. la moska, caras,la come ves?, letras libras
MIS DEvilidadez Musikalez: escuchar a totó y la momposina mm las baladas ochenteras en españoltz.. oir ipanema girl remixeado, raphael
eddie eddie, que me sepa la letra de la nave del olvido.. mmm X todo yo..
Yo Zolo Bailo kon: mucha estimulacion.... que haya un buen DJ mezclando.. o que la fiesta este de mucho mood
Mi Canciones Favoritas: mm muchas.. ultraviolet de U2, lucy in the sky.. beatles,sheena is apunkrockstar de the ramones, I wanna be your dog. stooges
nightclubbing de iggy pop,killing an arab de the cure, vacio de santa sabina, simphony of destruction, megadeth
perfect day, lou reed... shineonyoucrazydiamond, de pink floyd enjoy the silence depeche...
correo electronico, Mcnamara... cowboys, portishead.. inertia creeps de massive attack y muchas mas...
MyZ koloRez Favoritoz: Azultz, blanco, rojo, cafe, gris,negro, verde
El Amor De Mi Vida En Este Mundo: mi gato galileo... mmm nel que.. el warpis.. big kahuna
DIRECTORES DE CINE: Wim Wenders, Quentin Tarantino, Pedro Almodóvar, Michellangello Antonioni,stanley kubrik,Peter Jackson, Wes Craven, Alejandro Jodorowsky
Alfred Hitckcock,Danny Boyle,Martín Scorsece, Oliver Stone, Alex de la Iglesia.. etc.
JUGUETES DE LA INFANCIA : Pianosaurio,mi juego de quimica mi alegria, Casa del árbol, Playmobil, Los lego y el cubo rubik..


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Our very special thanks to the Sunday Times for making us famous and to
our hacker from hell: Elvis, who taught us everything we know...